braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a mother fucking giraffe. 

The leech was twisting in the king’s grip, trying to attach itself to one of his fingers.

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

underestimatedoswinfangirl:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

johnnydepps:

iamjonwanker:

yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 47 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 30 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 34 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 36 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 37 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 41 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 31 but he’s really hot

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yes mom he’s 38 but hes really hot

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yes mom hes 907 but hes really hot

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"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things--friendship and bravery!" 

"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things--friendship and bravery!" 

holyteapotofrussell:

Imagine a scene like this in the 50°.
I swear I’m gonna cry for joy and pain at the same time.

Something is significantly wrong with a creature that sacrifices its children’s lives to settle its differences.

sillyvantas:

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Thor: “MOOOM! LOKI DOESN’T WANT TO HELP MEEEEE!!!”

Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother.

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

penandpage:

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

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