slimesprite:

can atheists explain THIS???????

April 23rd 27974 via source
April 23rd 88190 via

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

dannyqhantom:

Lettuce Bacon Green beans Tomato Ally sandwich 

April 23rd 38653 via source

cherry82:

fooboo24:

cyndal-:

This is a photo of the best and worst purchase I have ever made in my life. It is a kotatsu. For those of you unfamiliar, a kotatsu is a Japanese heated table. The top of the table comes off, you put a blanket on in the cold seasons, and then put the table top back on. There are small space heaters underneath the whole table and when you stick your feet under there, it’s a toasty oven of pure bliss. It’s great on heating bills because I don’t turn on my heat, just my kotatsu. It’s the best and the worst purchase because it’s fucking awesome yet it’s so awesome I never want to leave the thing and end up missing school because who the fuck wants to get out from under a toasty oven of pure bliss? Not this bitch. My advice to you, is that you should totally get a kotatsu but only if you have the will power and self control to not get trapped under there. It’s so addicting, I even sleep under it sometimes…

i am so getting a kotatsu

I will own one…one day.

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

ammit420:

mamitachvla:

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps
They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

What

i aint read this right my bad

April 23rd 90820 via source

crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE

sherlock meme | ten anything [3/10]

the women of sherlock

April 23rd 5691 via source
April 23rd 70446 via source

rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

April 23rd 54803 via source

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

April 23rd 22004 via source

luckywedidntpanic:

just the page i’ve been searching for my whole life

April 23rd 130 via source

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best